P.G.H.C Ghosthunterz

[Tyshow]

So this post is for any Spirit of the mist people to cut loose and have fun in a fun little dream land called RPG. So come join the fun.

For those of you who are joining in please just follow along with the story already set. It would be less confusing. Unless you see that the story has ended the start a new one. Thanks.




Now Let The RPG Begin!
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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi

[Tyshow]

Fox was on his night shift doing his nightly rounds. His job was to protect the parkling lots of his county. Tyshow was the day shift. Between the two of them they protected the county lots day in and day out. What you dont know is that their hot spots are usaly at fast food drive throughs. I mean come on they have parking lots too.

Fox was driving through the local McDonalds drive through. "Hi Sargent Fox!" said the pretty lady at the window. "Your always on duty ar'nt you?" She said. "Well ofcourse!" Fox replied. "Triple pounder with cheese and extra fries, plus a super sized milk shake." she said as she gave him his order.

As fox drove off scarfing his food down he through is trash in the back seat for later removal. Now this may seem normal for one such like Fox or Tyshow. But the thing is. The back seat was a heap of wrappers dating back years of neglect.

The smell was funky,fried,rotten, and a whole bunch of odd smells coming from the back seat, but they have gotten use to it. Fox went on to the next stop at his route, the sonic at the far edge of town. But for him to get there he had to pass the cemetary.

As he neared the cemetarty a thick fog rolled through which made him slow down to a crawl. Then he felt the presance of someone behind him.
He turned slowly around and say a dark figure in the mist. "AHHHHHH"screamed Fox. "Whaaaa....wha....what do you......you want with ma.........me?" whimpered Fox.

"YOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOuUuUuuUUU!!" moaned the figure. As Foxes eyes adjusted to the mist he saw that a grim reaper was in his car, sitting on a tall pile of wrappers. "I am the Grim of the Wrap-Reapers. Only can this much wrappers in one pile can spawn such a high level reaper as my self." said Grim.

What will fox do next???????????????????

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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi

[fox_3000]

Swallowing his fear, Fox adjusted his collar and dignity and strained too compose himself considering the circumstance, though managing too squeak out a stammered, albeit quiet sentence.
"HeHe, The Grim of the Wrap-Reapers." he chuckled gingerly, "try saying that ten times as fast as you can and see what you come up with." Foxes girlish giggles were suddenly flattened from the booming discontent in the Grim of the wrap-reapers rising anger. "How dare you belittle my authority! YOU!" Thrusting a decayed, oddly smelling index finger with a somewhat delicately manicured nail into Foxes shocked face "I should rid you from this grease ridden world now and for ever!" Fox saw his loop hole of opportunity, odd though it was that he saw it at all, but even more strange was the fact that there even was a loop hole!
"Ok Ok Ok, hold on here for a second." Fox asked the Grim of the wrap-reapers of who's shoulders slumped as he tilted his head, not only in disbelief but curiosity at what was too follow. "Let me get this right," Fox continued, "you just said that you SHOULD just get rid of me, yes?"
Pausing a moment in thought, and having pieced his current position of prominence together the Grim of the wrap-reapers replied with a solemn simple "Err...Yes."
"Ah-Ha!" Fox pronounced, as if he had just won Sunday afternoon bingo at the local hall (and finally stealing the princely prize of $10 from that scrooge Mrs. Pots. who seems too always sit next to him, constantly battering his shins under the table with her walking stick and asking, "what number was that?" forcing him too miss the next number. One day Mrs. Pots, One day. Fox thought too himself.)
*Cough*... The Grim of the wrap-reapers deliberately forced an exaggerated "snap" back too reality towards Fox and on seeing his eyes finally un-glaze, Grim continued. "It was not meant too be like this." The tone of Grims' voice now had died down too a more normal and calm state, his assertiveness and posture sullen. "We had no choice but too find Tyshow and yourself." Intrigued, Fox sat and listened, though continuing on with his now soggy bund' burger and warm thick shake. "I am the last of MY kind, there were once hundreds of us "wrap-reapers", but that is all but a memory of what used too be." Fox breaking the tension by slurping up air through the straw in his thick shake, "Errr," Grim shook his head at what he had too now deal with in Fox. "You see, it was not long ago that people would unwittingly stumble into one of us Grims, though they thought they had stumbled into us, it had been planned all along, it was the way the world worked, the way the order had too be. Now, that order is out of balance." Sensing a certain blankness in Foxes eyes he asked if what he had said somehow made sense. Foxes eyes remained unchanged. Taking a deep breath, (as for why? Apart from being an expression, I am not sure.) Grim started fervorously ferreting around among the huge pile of putrid wrappers, desperately searching for something and creating a snow storm of snack-less paper in the process. He finally stopped, looking somewhat and if possibly exhausted from his foraging he then held at arms length towards Fox, (who was STILL sitting there slurping away on the milkshake, unaware that the sunny side of a grease burger wrapper was stuck too the side of his face.) smoke oozing from between the crooked fingers of Grim and a single wrapper clutched within. "This is what has become of you! Is This your freedom?" Grims expression had returned too its former stoutness and was charged again with new purpose and anger.
"No! thats not mine!" Fox cried in angst, eying the wrapper in Grims hand. "It..Urrm... Must be Tyshows'! ! I don't eat that rubbish... Caps' always eating that junk... Hang on! You said "Grease Ridden" World before, thats a sandwich wrapper... there's no grease on it!." Fox, as confused as he usually was, was even more confused now. Grim threw the sandwich wrapper back on the pile and looked at his scorched hand. "I did say "Grease Ridden" before, this world has BECOME ridden of grease! Think about it, Cars are becoming safer, hardly anyones drinking and driving anymore, let alone smoking! If it wasn't for global warming I wouldn't have a future too look forward too. Thats where you both come in. I know that one of you will come up with something, because I am lost in this big giant mess. I am not even sure whats going on anymore. Besides I am tired, though, I could do with a nice greasy snack before nigh nighs. You know of all the best eateries around here, share your wisdom with me. My names Garry by the way." Garry the Grim wrapper-reaper shaking Foxes hand. "Oh, and you have a wrapper stuck too your face by the way."

[Tyshow]

Fox now relized that he had a job to do. He drove across town to the local Wendy's. As he pulled up to rusty grease stained voice box, the Grim looked in amusement. "Welcome to Wendy's would you like to try our sugar cube surprize?" said the box. "No sorry not today" replied fox deepening his voice trying to fool the lady on the other side of the box.

"I would like one killer cow, fried dairy on the side, tiki torches, and a jumbo hyperphine." requested Fox. "Sargent Fox? Is that you?" replied the lady. *sigh* "Yes its me Esther." said Fox. Laughing Ester replied "One undead order coming up!". As he drove around to the window he say in the rear veiw mirror Garry the Grim explode into mist and a black orb no bigger then a golf ball sank onto the wrappers, to hide from the human at the window. The orb settled at the bottom of the pile of wrappers where the melted cheese has fused with the seat and pools of grease formed in the creases of the cushion.

They pulled up to the window and after Fox gave her the money she gave him a brown sack that had already soiled itself with grease. "Have a good night Esther." he said. She waved and he drove off to the lot and parked facing the wendys parking lot. (So he could still do his job.)

He handed the bag to the grim which had reformed. Fox watched as Garry opened the bag and his eyes grew wide. With a snap of his boney finger he made a table out of the wrappers he wasnt sitting on. He started to remove the contence. He pulled out one giant triple burger with tomato, onion, bacon, and anything else you can think of on a burger. Then he pulled out a large cup of fries, heavly salted. They had already been dipped in ketchup. (Thats why they call them tiki torches lol). Then he pulls out a jumbo bubbling drink full of Dr.Pepper. "What makes it so bubbly?" he asked.

"Well you see...."replied Fox. "Esther is my dearest friend. She keeps a locked box in a locked drawer under the drive through window, full of stuff i have requested." as Fox takes a breath he goes on to say that in that cup was a quart of cherry pop rocks, 10 sugar cubes, and 50 pixies sticks. Then Garry the Grim reached in for the last item. "What is this?" he asked. "That is the best part. Pour it on top of the burger." Fox said as he removed the top bun.

The Grim opened the cup and let drip out the thick melty cheese. It spilled on the burger as slow as a snail, leave a snail like cheese trail behind it. It covered the whole burger and soaked into the wrapper table.
As foc put the bun back on top, the grim through the cup behind him.

Fox sitting in the front seat hold back the vomit which was trying to heave up from his throat as he watch Garry the God of Grease scarf down that food with in 5 minutes. Then when Garry finnished he started shaking un controlably. Fox now bursting out in laughter saw Tyshow walk up.

Tyshow saw the Grim reaper and shot a look at fox for answers on what the heck that thing was in the back seat. Fox explained and then they watched garry have violent shakes crying for more more more food.
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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi

[fox_3000]

Garry's fit of all fits became heightened and more violent in its fury. His

eyes normally a dark sea of calm, turned a bright, but ice cold blue and

his shakes became a blur of thousands of uncontrollable spasms melded

into one. Tyshow being of sound mind and quick of wit was all too aware

of what was happening. Ty had seen this before, on many, many tours...I

mean patrols and remembered it like it was yesterday.

It was a day which was not out of the norm, a very quick patrol around

the school districts, an even quicker patrol of the elderly sector,

(though a patrol of the elderly sector was not a requirement of

statutory principle, being that, the residents had already been up

since the first ray of sunlight had hit the morning sky, collected the

paper from the front lawn, read said paper, mowed the aforementioned

lawn, taken their fluffy bitey dogs for a walk, cleaned up the mess left

by other fluffy bitey dogs from the freshly mowed front lawn which had

been previously aforementioned and had now retired too their arm chairs

for the days run of ten year old soap operas...and all this before 8:30AM. Ty

was mindful too slow down past Mrs.Pots residence every morning

though, at the request of Fox, apparently "just too make sure that everything was

Ok." (Ty had no idea that Fox had told Mrs.Pots that, "they" were keeping

a close eye on her and were watching her every move..."always" watching.)

The usual coffee

with 6 sugars from "Cartucks Egytian Coffee Emporium" ,and some quick

stops too check on the local food vendors in the vicinity, taking the

care too try the generous alternatives from each of the proprietors

menus. Then it happened. Over the two-way came the call requiring any

spare units too attend an emergency call from a distressed female at

"Clucky Ducks Burger Barn" The next port of call on Ty's patrol. Calling

in the job immediately, though taking the care too place the rubbish in

the plastic bag provided, for later disposal. Ty's foot pressed firmly on the

accelerator, sirens and lights calling all out of the way, Ty rushed to

the cries of the needy public, there was nothing that Ty couldn't do.

The tires screamed as they gripped the smooth asphalt of the parking lot

at "Clucky Ducks Burger Barn" and Ty rushed in through the front doors

tripping the entry laser heralding a, "Welcome too Clucky Ducks, we hope

you have a clucking great time!" Not amused by this piece of comic

relief, Ty rushed too the front counter and confronted an anguished

burger flipper, wearing a stuffed duck as a hat. "They're over there,

around the corner, too the right, past the second set of doors and

straight ahead." The burger flipper explained, through a stammer of time

consuming stutters and a mist of saliva droplets. With no more time too

waste that had already been wasted, Ty pushed eagerly through the masses

of food tray wielding lurkers that got in the way, leaped prams used

primarily by mothers as battering rams too make their own way easier

through the crowds, at the child’s dismay and knocked over anything of general

dramtical purpose. Then Ty reached the door, huffing and puffing,

pulling a refresher towelette from its wrapper, Ty wiped a sweat soaked

brow. "What was the "code" again?" Ty couldn't remember what the "code"

was and therefore had no idea as too what the situation was that awaited

on the other side of the door. Mace at the ready, Ty burst through the

door and cringed before what lay on the floor. Eyes bubbling up in

tears, not from sadness but in horror as Ty watched over twenty children

lying on the floor, some shaking violently, others with their teeth

chatting so violently that it sounded like a troupe of Spanish tap

dancers on tour and others had all the above symptoms, aswell as

appearing to make "snow angels" on the tiled floor. Ty hurried over too

one of the many sobbing women huddled over the children. "What happened?"

Asked Ty. "We were on our way home from a field trip in the mountains,"

One of the women answered, her face strewn with tears. "we all had such

a great time and none of the children misbehaved, all the teachers

decided it would be a nice treat for such exemplary behaviour too come

here." Ty examined the situation further and tried even harder too turn

attention away from the teachers nostril, through which from her crying

and erratic breathing, appeared and then disappeared a small strand of

snot many times over. Was it an allergic reaction? No. "What was it they

ate?" Asked Ty in a panic. "Think! For the love of all things holy!" The

woman thought back too the bevy of burgers and semi white fat encrusted

fries, she had given the children. "Just burgers and fries," answered the

teacher." and the cake."

"Cake? What type of cake?" Before gaining a response from the teacher Ty

poured through all the offerings of cake related deserts and appetisers

from this particular vendor, faster than a Pentium 120 the information

had been retrieved. "Was it the Clucky Duck Choc fizz supreme raspberry

swirl?" Asked Ty. Shocked with how Ty knew this particular piece of

information the woman replied. "Yes it was." Jumping up Ty ran out of the doorway

and back into the hall, bounding over the piles of dinner trays and the

likes on the floor and hurriedly made it back too the counter. "Give me

all the diet lemonade soda that you have and one cheeseburger. STAT!!"

Fumbling with armfuls of cups full of diet lemonade Ty made it back too

the room with all the children, followed by two other burger flippers,

sporting trays of diet lemonade. "Here!" Ty called too the teachers give

them this." Handing them cups of diet lemonade too feed too the sick. "It

will neutralise the effects!" One by one the teachers managed too

attend too nearly all of the children and after a few minutes their

inflictions gradually disappeared. "What’s going on?" Asked one of the

women "What are you giving them?" Asked another "It's diet lemonade, the

kids were affected by a dangerously high sugar hit that was ingested

into the blood stream in a very short period of time. The particular

cake that was given too them contained the equivalent of ten bags of pop

rocks, that’s a massive amount of sugar and also calories. The diet

lemonade with its lack of taste and also lack of sugar, helped too

dilute some of these high levels, it's a dangerous appetiser or anytime

snack for the young. Its the cake that we in the industry call "Fizzy

Diablo",things could have been worse, alot worse." Ty's breathing started too

return too normal, "Officer!" Ty heard from behind, "There's one left!

and we are all out of diet lemonade!" Ty looked in anguish at the

chattering, non snow-angel making child writhing on the floor. "Where is

all the Diet Lemonade?" Commanded Ty of the burger flipper. "We sell out

of it pretty quickly now, just like our clucking salads, seems everyone’s

on a health kick nowadays." Ty fell too the floor, back arched and arms

outstretched wide and screamed too the heavens, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Sorry about all the spaces an stuff.

[Tyshow]

As Tyshow looked on in horror at the writhering child who was now spinning around in circles on her side. He looked up at the panic stricken teachers, now trying to keep order amoung the cured children, which had gathered around Ty. He stood up and bolted out the door, dodging the trays of food scattered around the hallway floor, and ran into the kitchen.

"Hey!, You can't go in there!" screamed Clucky Clyde the manager. Ty ran to the fridge in a panic but could not find any lemons. He did however find 3 oranges 2 bananas and one slightly squished strawberry. With out wasting any more time he threw them into a blender, and in his haste did not bother to peel anything. "CUP ME!!!"cried Ty at a burger flipper not wrapped up in the chaos in the next room. He filled the cup which the bumbling burger flipper threw at his head and ran down the hall, forgeting the trays on the floor he ended up sliding through the door on a tray, nearly clipping clyde in the process.

Crouching on the floor he held the child still squirming around and made her drink the fruity concauction. She sat up and huged Ty. The children surround the girl and Ty and hugged them. The teachers sighed a deep sigh and the loaded the kids into the school bus. The teachers tried giving Ty over $100 for helping them in their time of need and being their even before the police.

"No thank you maam. Thats ok"said Ty as he walked back in to Clucky Ducks Burger Barn. As he walked by the hallway he saw 2 of the 3 burger flippers cleaning up the mess in the hall way, scrubbing the walls of the splatterd food they had thrown down in their panic. He walked over to the counter and confronted Clucky Clyde once again.

"Well well well you and those retarded little brats cost me a fortune on the lemonade sales." siad Clyde. "Just be glad I was here or your shop would have been closed forever when it made the front page of the news paper and the local TV headlines" replied Ty. "GRR Yeah well its not my fault the young wiper snappers ate the cake of confusion." grunted Clyde. "Actuly that is why I am here." replied Tyshow. Holding up a shiny badge to Clydes face. "Captian Urameshi from food services." said Ty. "You are no longer aloud to sell Clucky Duck Choc fizz supreme raspberry
swirls anymore."continued Ty. Tyshow walked the doors, got into his car and speed off.

-----------Tyshow snaped out of the day dream Fox had put him in and looked over to Fox now clamping his hand over his mouth, trying to keep from laughing out loud at Garry who was now making snow angels in the back seat. Wrappers flying everywhere with peices of crust from past samwhiches and moldy fries that we could never find that night due to the fact that they slipped down in the seat cushions and made their way to the back seat somehow.

Then all of a sudden somthing sqaure flew at Tyshow's head. He caught it and held it up. "What do you know." said Ty. As he pocketed Garry's grim reaping licence.(just in case he gets hostle later).

-------Grims zoomed in licence pic--------------



Tyshow ran into Wendy's grab a nasty lemonade and gave it to Garry Grim. Fox, having finaly calmed down as well as Garry said: "How about the 3 of us spend the night at my house!" "It can be like a party WOOT!"replied Tyshow.
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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi

[GhostboiTrev]

The threee of them headed out into the cold clear night to go to Garry's house. The three of them talk about what they will do at the party. Ty suggests playing video games but everyone else sighs and complains knowing that she cheats and always wins.

Tyshow drops back from the other two to complain that he didn't get his way for once. He hears something strage. "It sounds like someone is behind me" Ty thinks. He turns around to find no one there. As he continues to walk further the foot steps are getting louder and louder. Ty puts it into high gear and catches up with the other. Not wanting to look like a whimp he keeps his mouth shut.

They get to this old wooded trail that looks like it has not had a soul on it for about 100 years. Garry says "This way you guys its a short cut" tyshow looks at fox and tells him "I can't wait to get there im freezing" Fox has a look of fear on his face that if looks could kill he would be dead 8 times. Fox tries to tell them to stay on the main road but they call him names so he follows.

They walk down this dark trail and each step is getting darker and darker. They finally see the outling of a house and fox gets excited and in fear runs to the house. Fox yells "Last One There Has To Sleep Out Side!!!" He takes off towards the house. Garry yells "COME BACK!!!! THATS THE WRONG HOUSE!" Fox thinks that garry is lieing to win the game and continues to run. Fox gets to the house and walks inside. he then notices that he is some where he does not want to be. Fox sees a figure in the back of the room and turns to go out the door the figure raises his hand and the door locks fox inside.

The other two are outside the house and hears screaming and yelling from fox. Garry knows whatsinside and runs away. Tyshow listens out side and has a decision to make. Do I stay out here and leave a friend behind? or do I go in and maybe risk my own life?

What does she do next?

[Tyshow]

Tyshow thinking franticly, put his hands together and thought hard. All of a sudden a gaint sword spawned out of no where. Tyshow grabbed it, unsheathed it, letting the sheath fall to the ground. "Grrrrr NO ONE TAKES MY FRIENDS HOSTAGE!!!" screamed Ty as he starting bolting for the door.

Tyshow reached the door and cut it down with his gaint katana. Busting through the wooden door he sees Foxs hidding in the corner shaking.
"Fox hurry come on.!" screamed Ty to Fox. Run to Fox grabing him from the corner and as they headed for the door they stoped short as they saw the figure coming closer and closer and closer.

As it got closer they relized that it was an entity. Fox now gathering his wits knowing hes not alone stands next to tyshow. "Whatch out....." the entity muttered in a whisper voice. "Grim reaper...........souls.........beware...beware....BEWARE!" moaned the spirit.

Fox ran out the door and Tyshow still staring at the thing decides to follow after Fox and to find where the Grim went. Fox thanked Ty for the rescue and they went searching for Garry.

They wondered through the forest till they found this weird shrine thing surrounded in fog. Fox seeing some misty shadows approaching the shrine climbs the nearest tree to hide undetected and to see who these things where. Tyshow leaped to a tall branch in the tree on the other side of Fox. The Shadows came closer........


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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi

[GhostboiTrev]

The shadows get close to the two scardy boys. One shadow appears and they see the most beautiful girl in a white and blue sprakleing gown. The girl walks towards them and tells ty to come to her. Ty walks cautiously towards the girl.

The girl then blows towards ty and ty begins to glow silver in color. The girl then tells ty "Hello My name is Trevinia Im the guardian of these woods. I witnessed what you have done to save your friend and am affraid to say that your in much trouble." The girl says "now dont be frightened when the other shadow appers you see he is not asbeautidul as I but will tell you what you need to know." The second shadow appers and they see a man missing his left arm and his eyes hanging out of his head. Fox in the tree falls to the ground and says "That is the most discusting thing i have ever seen" The girl hushes him and snaps her fingers and fox loses his voice. The girl explains to fox that this is only for the time being and is for his own good.

The ugly man tells ty to kneel down and the man whispers in ty's ear "Left Turn past the 3 old maples, Over the skelton hill, and through the rapid killing waters. This is your way home." Ty stands and looks to the girl as she nods and smiles. She then kisses ty and tells him if you need help just think of me and I will be there. You see I am the mind reader of good nature. I want you to have one more thing before you go. She hands ty and silver necklase with a star on it. Ty notices that in the star it says "Think of me and you will become me.

ty asks the girl what does this mean? The girl explains to ty that the silver glow around him is a safe haven. That without it She (The Girl) will not be able to come to him for help. So do no lose it under any circumstance The girl then says i wish you luck. She gives fox his voice back kisses his forehead andd disappears.

Fox now able to talk says "Damn she was hot!! and she KISSED me!

They continue to find there way back home when all of a sudden they see...

[fox_3000]

GBT: all of a sudden they see... a really strange apparition floating through the forest, it's glow was as evil as it should be for dramatical purposes, and it's call a weep of distress deemed for conversational EVP's. Foxes composure never really changed, he still made more bricks than a mud brick house could ever need, and Ty's sword, held a glance that swore that anything that was too get in the way of the kissing fairy and himself and Fox and others would surely feel, but the apparition still drew closer and closer. Ty gritted his teeth and held the shaft tighter and tighter and Fox's disposition clenched more and more, forcing his concealment too be flawed as the objects hit the ground. "errrrr" was the only faint sound that they heard through the forest mist, paused in motion all three stood, (though one had claimed too have disapeared,) "There it is!" A blood crazed soul of testosterone screamed from the gantry of trees above. Ty soared forth too the ground, blade, eagle eyed on the target below. One "fowl" swoop and the threat would have met its maker, but Ty had struck short of the target, for reason. "Noooooooo!" cried the shadow...

[Tyshow]

As the shadow skulted off, the tall man put his sword away and faced Fox and Ty. Offering his hand in a peace offering. Tyshow shook it and felt his hand strong as it was shake his firmly. "General Blu reporting for duty Captain Tyshow, Sargent Fox." he said now shaking Fox's hand, still sweating from the haunted house. "Ty I am glad I have finaly met you and Fox." Said Blu as he continued on to say: " You two are the famouse food critics/rescuers/lot security guards I have ever heard of." "Cool" said Fox. "We are famous!" he continued to say grinning.

Blu now grinning as well stepped toward Tyshow admiring the nicklace. When he went to touch it a eerie voice came from it saying "no one touches this or can control this but Ty." and a shock came from it stinging Blue alittle. "I am so sorry Blu, I had no clue it would do that." Ty said.

"Ok so lets get out of here" said Ty. They exited the woods and headed towar the car. They saw Garry already in the back seat. "Sorry Blu"said Fox "I am driving so you get to sit in the back." "Sorry" said Ty climbing in the passanger side. Blu opened the backdoor as over 50 wrappers spilled from their resting place in the musty back seat. Grim scooted over and Blue climbed in. Fox put the pedal to the medal and got out of the foresty area leaving behind a trail of wrappers behind them. Tyshow was starring out of the passanger side window at the passing trees thinking about Trevina and the other shadows they had encountered.

As the trees turned in to buildings as they entered the city, Tyshow told Fox to head to his house. 30 minutes later and Ty had fallen asleep slouched up against the window. Fox who was still driving looked back at Blu who had his nose in a paranomal book, breifly stopping to look over at Garry who was playing the McDonald's Monopoly game. As he rumaged around in the old wrappers for the sticky game peices. (Thank god they are sticky or else he would have to lick the pieces with his tounge, and sence he is dead he doesnt have one. There for He would be whining like a little baby till he got one of the humans to lick it for him.)

From the pile he screamed "I won! I got the Monopoly! I won I won I won!" Tyshow being harsley woken up he snaps a look at Garry. "Yah well how are you going to cash it in?" "HUH DID YOU THINK OF THAT!" screamed TY. Fox now cracking up said "yeah you gonna go up to the counter as Garry Grim? lol"

Fox pulled into Tyshow mansion like house in which he was house mates. They all climbed out of the car with the rest of the gang. Tyshow raced Fox to the door to see who got to unlock it, Tyshow won. Tyshow opened the door and let Fox, Blu, and Garry. As soon as the door shut they could hear the scraping of claws coming down the stairs in front of them. Looking up Blu screamed and the grim looked in horror as 2 Bengal tigers ran down the stairs to greet Ty.

"Its ok, they are my pets." said Ty. "The orange one is Shino the shy friendly, always in your lap. and the white one is called Ovan the over protective one." said Ty. Blu had his mouth open as Ty and Fox went to sit down next to the big screen and the xbox and the tigers lied down next to Ty.

Blu just about to go join them senced somthing in the air. "Whats that!........


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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi

[fox_3000]

"Whats that!?!?" A horrified Blu asked in horror, his eyes weeping and mouth gagging for air and coughing for a slice of the oxygen pie.
With the sudden sense of alarm, the highly trained officers leaped from their custom made Xbox couches, (yes they do exist, ty's even has an in built back scratcher.) and in one co ordinated move, that would have been the envy of an Olympic synchronized swim team and one that had been practised over and over by the two officers, they both stood, weapons drawn, waiting for the unseen too be seen. (Note: Since the "spaghetti incident" they had both been eager too adopt intensive defense training specificaly for this scenario.) Blu collapsed too the floor in stages as his knees buckled under the weight of his now leadened lungs, face down, flat on the floor he stayed motionless.
Ty, steed fast in stance moved nothing but his eyes which surveyed the scene with suspicion and a sharp cunning grasp of pessimism. Fox was eagerly determined too find the source of this obnoxious trap, but wained a nervous finger towards the pause button on his Xbox controller, he was beating tyshow after all.
"What do you think Sgt.?" Asked Ty through gritted teeth. "Plural Specter of Disenchanted Motives?" Ty had searched his brain and after careful consideration had thought it best, (I mean "Careful" consideration.) too ask his sargeant.
Fox was still trying too pause the game which made the tense situation a little odd due too the music it was making. Though he still held his strike pose, hoping that Ty wouldn't see his alternate goal at trying too keep his score.
"Ummm," Fox staggered, through bouts of slow and gradual tongue protrudness, eyes still keen and fixated on the pause button that his toe was just out of reach of. "It maybe a Propagating ghasm' of hazardous Contortions!?" said Fox, confused at the arrangement of words that he had just concocted.
"That is a possibility" said Ty, still searching the surrounds, surmizing all possibilities. Blu lay on the floor, motionless. Ty walked towards Blu, his razor sharp eyes ready too cut a glance at anything that was too seem out of place and commit his sword too anything else that moved.
"Arrrrrrrrgh" Screamed Ty, weapon dropping too the floor with a clang and his coughing an gagging body colapsed too the floor near blu's . Fox's Xbox dilema was interupted and had too be "paused" for now. Damn you Ty he thought, next time...next time. Fox gave a reasuring look towards the still playing Xbox game fluttering around on the plasma screen T.V. with his number still higher than that of the score of the now immobilised Ty. Should I? He thought, bereft of quotation marks. Hazarding a glance too the seemingly injured Ty and then too the Xbox game that he soely beleived that he would conqure Tys gaming spirit with...he paused... then grabbed a hand full of nacho cheese doritos...then came too a realisation...then grabbed another handfull of doritos... and then came too terms with his reality. Sluethfully he snuck around corner after corner of furniture, low to the ground, he could smell nothing, sense no evil, though it was close. He crouched behind the corner of a couch and spared his neck too catch a glimpse around the corner, only too see Ty and Blu on the ground a metric distance away. Fox called too Ty with just a whisper of a breath in order too stir some response, but none was too happen. Not discouraged by his last attempt Fox uttered again too Ty, but this time, "I just bet (beat for other audiences, Fox has an accent.) your score." With that a rumbling sound ocurred beneath Ty's face and a loud burp emitted from Ty's mouth, as if from the devils own spawn, a foul ravernous sounding "NOOOOOOOO", could be heard, though it stirred little more emotion or movement from Ty he did spew just a little. Fox smiled. Ty's alive. Fox breathed a sigh of releif, though it was cut short from the gaseous cloud that entrenched them all. Lower too the ground Fox crawled towards the laundry door, from where he could hear the moanings and groanings of a feverent beast, Fox placed his ear too the door and tried too gather a glimpse into what he was too encounter. He was on his own here, he was not used too it, Ty had always backed him up in these situations, but Ty was away from him now. "what would the captain do?" asked fox of himself. He cringed at the thought of the flamming that he would recieve back at the station from having waited for Capt. Ty. Fox withdrew a large and slender necked object from his pants and bit down, hard on the steel dagger as he placed it in his mouth. "I will make Captain Ty proud from this." Fox said too himself scurrying around in his misplaced valor.
Fox reached for the knob on the door and grasped it gingerly in his hand, it felt cold, oddly cold, though he felt that it added too the intensity of the situation, he caressed the knob, of the door, as too think that this was the last time that he would be able too feel alive. The noises on the other side of the door grew louder and more furious, as though in distress. "ERRRRRR!!!" Fox fained at the noise but felt it his duty as an officer and upstanding member of the commercial public too take the leap of faith into the unknown. He turned the handle, weapon in his hand and rushed into the laundry too meet this specteral intruder.

Blu's eyes opened with a hint of panic, face still on the floor, he spied Ty to his side, Ty was still unconcious and lay in a heap on the floor. "Should I?" Asked Blu of himself. "It has been so long.." Blu managed to prostate himself in order too look over the body of the limp and vulnerable Ty. Blu reached foward, his eyes gleened in the glory that was too be his, an evil smurk crossed his face and his hand were too clasp something that was most certainly destined too be his but was always put out of reach, by Ty. "Your mine..." Blu uttered, placing his hand on Tys controller, as quick as a whip of a stingrays tail Tyshow grabbed Blu's hand.
"Thought you could beat me that way , ey?" hissed Ty.
"I was only going too put it back for you Ty." Stammered Blu, never really getting too the point.
Both Ty and Blu sat back against the couches (Sponsered by XBOX...hint) and breathed a shallow breath of relief. Ty spotted the door to the laundry (accent pending) was ajar. "It wasn't like that before.!" Ty said with grammatical errors and punctuation that was not needed.
The door before Ty, splintered in half with the force of an atom bomb an half again with the force of macro physics. Shielding his face against the dust storm that followed, Ty rubbed his grit ridden eyes.
"There!" Ty heard through the cloud of dust, his ever searching eyes struggling too make the form at the door through the tears.
"There, thats your problem."
Ty made out the figure of Fox, who became clearer as the fog of dust settled.
Ty's eyes began too clear more as the dust settled revealing a staunch figure proud too be of some help and a tiger that was gratcious also.
"What the hell?" Asked Ty.
Fox held firm in the doorway and in his clutches displayed a perforated shovel with a very ample sized tiger "specimen" on its girth.
"Nacho cheese Doritos!" Fox exclaimed. "What more can I say?"....

[Tyshow]

Tyshow still wondering what happened stared at Blu now inching his foot closer to Ty's controler. As Blue makes a dash for Tyshow's controler, tyshow dives towards the 360, flying through the air he hits the off button.
"ARGGGGGGG" screamed Fox. Then out of no where Fox screams: "I wish i had won that game and not fought off that shadow demon thing in your bathroom down into the secret compartment that leads to some dungeon. fox said as he toke a deep breah. "AND I WANT MY DAMN DORRITOS! (ack spelling)".

Then as if it was wish apon a great genie in a bottle, the high def plasma screen turned on and the 360 followed its lead. "High score broken!" chimed the tv. In the middle of the screen glowing in bright neon pink.......*ahem i mean blue lettering flashed the words: Sargent Fox-1st Place-Halo3. Fox, dropping the shovel in awe ran an planted his face on the screen, like a child staring at candy. His eyes crusting themselves to the tv like hardened clue, and the wide smile came across his face.

"I knew that i have fat gremlins in my special k and they helped me win this time."said Fox. As he pulled away and the crusty flew around like nasty flaked snow, a thud sounded the room as a giant bag of dorritos landed on his head spliting the back and spreading chips around the room.
The chips scatering around flying in all directions like shrapnal from a twister or a car wreck. As the cheesy dust settled where it fell, it left the room lightly powdered and smelling of cheese.

As a loud horn sounded in the vacinity of Fox and the powdered cheese which had been on the floor behind him flew up in a current of spiraling stank that gently settled back again. Fox now blushing as if he had told some random stickam girl to stop messing with her hair blurted out. "I APPROVE THAT FART..........Kinda........................sorta.................not really. Tyshow now cracking up as Blu now smelling the stank of the nasty cheese Fox cut.

Out of the laughter of the room Tyshow was the first to notice that the wishes came true. "I wish for........... squirt to um fall on Fox. Fox now running around in circles screaming bloody murder with a pillow over his head and knocking stuff over in an attempt to block what ever it was going to fall on him. Blu killed over in laughter and Tyshow said. "I guess it didnt work." Then Fox recalled that he was holding the shovel with the tiger on it. O yeah...................

They all made a fast dive for it Blu picked it up and said: "I wish for a slushie!" "NOOOOOO" screamed Captain Ty and Sargent Fox diving for cover. The magic shovel that always takens things to the extreme, makes it rain slushy in the house. Tyshow with an xbox bean bag chair on his head grabs the shovel and said "I wish for the slushy to stop!" As the last of the slushieys droped to the floor Fox said. "Well it must be a magic shovel.... WOOOTNESS!!!!."

Then Tyshow relized somthing........"Wait WHAT THERS A DUNGEON UNDER MY HOUSE?.............dun dun dun
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Sincerely
Tyshow Urameshi